Murder by Death

I'm playing a mad game of catch up tonight, so expect a flood of Festive Tasks posts from me, assuming I don't get pulled away by something shiny.  

Burn a book in effigy.  Not that anyone of us would do such a thing, but if you HAD to, which book would be the one you’d sacrifice to the flames (gleefully or not)?

I'd never actually burn it, but this one was a no-brainer for me.  As many of you know, I loathe this book:

Don't care how literarily important it is, this book just pushes all my buttons, and just thinking about it leaves me hostile.