Murder by Death

Task 1:  Write a silly poem or limerick poking fun at the fiction character of your choice.

Not going to lie, I totally bribed MT and got him to write this one for me.  Nobody, and I do mean nobody wants to read my efforts at poetry.  Since points are going to charity, I don't feel bad about this at all.

The heroine of England, my favourite Jane,

(you are guessing "Austen", but don't complain);

We're talking the Queen of the high teas,

cakes, and gossip, with murders to please;

She may be an old bitty with blue eyes,

but add cyanide or yew berries, and someone dies;

A cool, calculating mind while others are ditzy,

It's dear Miss Marple, from the Queen Agatha Christie.

(any punctuation errors are mine - I really do suck with the poetry thing.)