Murder by Death

I hadn't planned on doing this one, because nobody should ever have to be subjected to my attempts at poetry, but I do have a most hated book, and I thought I could maybe subject everyone to an epitaph without causing anyone too much pain.  But fair warning, I am not clever with words; when it happens, it's usually by accident, or because I've bribed MT to do it for me.  Unfortunately he was so tired after the weekend of family bonding he could not be bribed, so here goes:

 

Here lies
Orwell's Animal Farm.
Executed under collective punishment
for crimes against anthropomorphism.

 

“For this, trees died in vain.”

I did warn you.  ;-)