Murder by Death

Moonlight Reader posted a review disclaimer and it was so good I, with her blessing (thank you Moonlight Reader), have shamelessly stolen it and have (marginally) revised it to suit my specifics.  To wit:

Disclaimer: I hope you enjoyed my review, whether it was positive or negative. In the interest of transparency, you should know that I am not actually a gecko, nor a reptile/amphibian of any kind, in spite of what my avatar looks like.  My real name is not actually Murder by Death, but since my real name isn't relevant to how I feel about what I read, we'll just stick with Murder by Death.

Warning: I write reviews for fun. I claim no special expertise in books or reviewing, and this review is not intended to represent the opinion of anyone other than myself. Should my review infuriate, offend, or otherwise inflame your passions, know that it was unintentional, but ultimately will make no difference to me.  I did not write the review with you or anyone else in mind. If you decide to stalk me, I will help you out: I live in Australia.  If you think your ire is worth a 18+ hour trip and several thousand in airfare, knock yourself out and know that while the laws here stop me owning firearms, I do have a baseball bat and an extremely grumpy chicken known for attacking without prejudice or warning.  Because, you know, redneck expat American. Thanks!