I read cozy and historical mysteries, a bit of Paranormal/UF, and to mix it up, I read science and gardening books on occasion.
Can. not. do. it.
I'm not rating this because I couldn't even get past chapter 1. I tried, really I did. Perhaps I was in a less-than-tolerant mood, but the writing just isn't for me. I submit to the jury:
1. "Oh my gosh golly giddy-ups, I saw Hollywood's voluptuous, von-vivant vixen vamp!" There are so many things wrong with this sentence including crimes against French.
2. "Her eyes melted like dark chocolate as an ambrosial smile curved onto her face." Ambrosial smile?